...bring me an Ambien...
Happy Friday!
Is it just me, or was this week particularly exhausting?
I woke up 3 am from a horrible nightmare. I was walking in a park in some unknown, strange town. All of a sudden, residents were running down the street, screaming for everyone to run. They were being chased by killer German Shepherds. One of the killer dogs would catch a slow, fat person and begin feasting. It was much more fast-paced than the zombie chases I've been watching recently, which made it all the more terrifying.
There was one headed my way, so I had to haul ass to the nearest pine tree. It really pissed me off that there was not a tree with lower branches, so my climbing style was in the manner of a South Pacific islander climbing a coconut tree. But less graceful.
The last few terrifying seconds were in slow motion, with me wondering if I had climbed high enough and out of reach of the approaching killer German Shepherd.
I couldn't go back to sleep after that, and the day has gone downhill ever since.
Society be damned, my tired ass will be in bed before 8 pm at this rate. Tomorrow will be a busy day anyway, as I'm taking my car in for servicing and then parking myself on the sofa to watch football.
Good luck South Carolina versus Arkansas! 7 pm on ESPN.
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