Sarah Palin and Others Who Annoy Me

OK, just a small glass of Haterade to start the weekend.  Because I just woke up and I am grumpy.

• Sarah Palin.  Why is this woman still relevant?  Just the sound of her voice makes me want to shove things into my ears.  It reminds me of the old Tarzan cartoon I watched when I was little.  Sometimes Tarzan, who could communicate with all of the jungle animals, would open his mouth a let out a big freaking screech, which would let all the hawks and birds know that he needed their help.  If you're watching her new show, please do not tell me.  You will NEVER be reading a review of that on this site, as I will NEVER be THAT desperate.  P.S.-To my friend who likes to try to drag me into political arguments----can you define socialism yet and are you able to provide me with an example of a socialist country.  Je pense que non.  You still make me chuckle.
• Will my neighbors who leave food out for the feral cat population please stop?  This is really a problem.  You know who you are.  Mary.
• Roger Federer, I knew you were a greasy-haired little cheater.  I don't care if you do wear a tux on the tennis court, it's like Beevis and Butthead always said.  You can't polish a turd.

OK, I'm all better now.