Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Real Housewives of Atlanta

Last night was the premiere of the new season of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta".  Finally, after a boring season of D.C. housewives, we're back to the trash that has made this franchise so successful for Bravo.

If the first episode and upcoming season teaser is a good indicator, this should be a wild ride.

Highlights to note:
  • Kim and NeNe are miraculously back on speaking terms.  Doesn't look like it's going to last long though.
  • About the only thing everyone agrees on now is that Dwight is a turd.  Boo be playin everyone.  I love how we're less than an hour into the season, and boo is already being checked.  Translator, please.
  • The new girl, Photon, or whatever her name is, looks just like Sherri Shepherd.  She also has that annoying Southern attitude.  The attitude that geography and a floppy hat make a lady, unlike anywhere else in the world.  PuhLEAZE.  I don't care what anyone says, Southern belles disappeared when Sherman burned the city down.  Anyone who thinks otherwise is a throwback wannabe.  And by the way, you're mispronouncing foie gras, so check the 'tude, boo.
  • NeNe has serious anger management issues.  I have a bad temper too, but in this day and age, it's not a good idea do get in someone's face the way she does.  I'm surprised that Dwight didn't claw at her, just shows what a wuss he is.
  • Can someone please get Kim a better wig?  It's a good thing lesbians aren't known for being picky about hair.  Did I mention that Kim had had a girlfriend?  During a break from Big Poppa.
  • I still love Kandi.  She's the most personable one of the bunch.  I just hope she doesn't do anything to ruin that assessment.
  • Sheree was on pretty good behavior last night.  Kind of boring.
  • Everyone still thinks they are so "fabulous".  Heard the term fabulosity used for the first time.  Not to be confused with travelocity.
So that was the evening in a nutshell.  Made me just a little homesick for Atlanta.  Just a little.  Not sure if I can take this AND the Housevives of Beverly Hills when they start next week.  A little housewife goes a long way...

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